Dolores Park has too many players, too many guys who just barely missed the team at Mission High School or they simply couldn't keep their grades up to play. They love to switch dribbling hands needlessly at the top of the key by bouncing the ball through their legs. Sometimes they bounce the ball through your legs and take it to the hoop. They can go to hell.
Then, there's the dickweed who has a mouth twice mine. I'm not talking about trash talk. Anatomically speaking, his mouth is twice as big as mine. I didn't think that was humanly possible. He hogs the ball. He yells at people who miss lay-ups. I hate him. He can go to hell.
posted by c. # 2:06 PM 
