1. I found a bag of weed in the checkout line at Safeway.
2. A cute lesbian was searching through someone's trash on Dolores. She found a bowl shaped frying pan. I followed her down the street and she turned around, held up the bowl shaped pan, smiled and said, "Nice night for a wok, huh?"
3. I noticed there's a Pentecostal church down the Street from me at 666 Guerrero.
posted by c. # 11:10 PM 
